Why Did the Dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't Invented

Why did the 1 handed skeleton cross the road?
To Get to the second hand shop

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to The other side

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper

What changes color from black to white?
A penguin rolling down the hill

What did the dog say when it slided across sandpaper?
Rough!

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